"Shhhhh… Nobody Cares" T-Shirt

"Shhhhh… Nobody Cares" T-Shirt

🤫 The Perfect Tee for Selective Hearing 🤫

Tired of unnecessary drama? Exhausted by long-winded stories with no punchline? Let your shirt do the talking (so you don’t have to). Featuring a vintage ‘50s housewife serving up an apple pie with a smile that says “Bless your heart, but please stop talking,” this tee is the perfect mix of retro charm and modern-day mood.

✨ Why You Need This in Your Life:
✔ Classic Fit – Relaxed, comfy, and ready for all your pretend-to-listen moments.
✔ Built to Last – Like your patience for small talk (just kidding, that ran out years ago).
✔ 100% Premium Cotton – Soft, breathable, and designed for peak unbothered energy.

💁‍♀️ Perfect For:

• Work meetings that should’ve been emails.
• Family gatherings where the tea is weak, but the opinions are strong.
• Everyday wear—because letting people down gently is exhausting.

🧼 Care Instructions:
Machine washable, because explaining yourself shouldn’t be part of the deal.

💡 Get Yours Today:
Wear it. Love it. Watch the oversharers take the hint.