🥧 Sweet, But Never Subtle 🥧

🥧 Sweet, But Never Subtle 🥧

Step into vintage perfection with this retro-inspired tee, featuring a charming '50s housewife proudly presenting an apple pie—because nothing pairs better with a fresh-baked dessert than a generous side of sarcasm. Ideal for those who serve wit as effortlessly as they serve coffee (or chaos).

✨ Why You’ll Love This Slice of Perfection:
✔ Classic Fit – Comfortable, flattering, and ready for your next sassy remark.
✔ Built to Last – Like your ability to deliver perfectly timed sarcasm.
✔ 100% Premium Cotton – Soft, breathable, and resistant to eye-roll-induced wear and tear.

🍏 Perfect For:

• Family dinners where your commentary is the main dish.
• Office meetings where the only thing keeping you sane is sarcasm.
• Casual wear—because looking effortlessly witty is a lifestyle.

🧼 Care Instructions:
Machine washable, because the only thing you should be hand-washing is your reputation after a particularly sharp joke.

💁‍♀️ Get Yours Today:
Because a day without sarcasm is like a pie without filling—pointless.